Kelly Brook in Spectacular Shape

It’s a pretty slow day here at Hollywood, mostly because I’m hungover and mother refuses to make me a delicious grilled cheese sandwich with bacon for some reason so productivity has come to a stand still. Luckily I’ve found these pictures of hottie Kelly Brook’s incredible ass in a short little summer dress. Awesome. This is way better than a stupid sandwich. I would like to walk behind this chick all day, not in a creepy way, in an admiring kinda way…. With a camera taped to my shoe.

Kelly in See-through Red Dress

Did Kelly forgot to wear something inside? But it is good for the media. The red dress is simply stunning without wearing anything else.

Looks like it was a chilly night...

Here's Kelly Brook at the Claridge's Hotel in London for the 50 Years in Vogue party last night. When you're this hot, you don't need a bra.

Kelly in Glasses (specs)

Kelly Brook's famously curvy figure will be on display in 3D this summer with the big screen remake of horror movie Piranha, but she still looks pretty good in 2D, as these pictures prove.

The 30-year-old features in an all-in-one PVC catsuit and wearing only a mac and stilettos in a stunning shoot for SpecSavers.

The opticians wanted our attention - and let's face it, they've got it - to announce the launch of the annual campaign to find the Spectacle Wearer Of The Year.
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Making a spectacle of herself: Kelly Brook puts everything into the SpecSavers' campaign.

SpecSavers want to find members of the public who look fantastic in glasses, whether to improve their eyesight or simply for fashion purposes.

The company will work in conjunction with Storm model agency in city centres this summer to try and track down the men and women, or boys and girls, with the right look.

Regional stars will earn a place on the catwalk at London Victoria & Albert Museum on November 10, with the winner receiving a one-year modelling contract with Storm and a range of prizes.

Brook says she has worn glasses for fashion since she was a teenager and claims she fancies rugby-playing boyfriend Danny Cipriani, 22, more in specs.

Kelly says: ‘I have always been envious of people who wear glasses! I see glasses very much as a fashion accessory and a way to stamp my own style. I have a fantastic pair that I found in a vintage store in London. Danny and I fight over who is going to wear them and I have to admit he looks really cute in them.’

As well as fronting the campaign, Kelly is supporting anti-bullying charity Kidscape. Specsavers will donate £1 for every eligible competition entry to the charity, as well as all proceeds from a high profile auction led by Specsavers ambassador Gok Wan, which will take place at the competition final

Kelly adds: ‘I am really excited about my involvement with this year’s Spectacle Wearer of the Year competition and the chance to promote glasses, not just as an optical necessity, but as a fashion accessory.

‘I have often thought that wearing glasses on the red carpet would make a fantastic statement, perhaps some really elegant jewelled frames with a full length evening dress. I also love men in glasses. There’s certain people you can’t imagine without them, like Alan Carr and Chris Evans, whose glasses have become their trademark and established geek chic firmly on the fashion agenda.’

Specsavers founder, Dame Mary Perkins, says: ‘It’s great to have Kelly on board this year as she is a popular specs-wearing role model for kids across the UK. The fact that she wears glasses loud and proud as a fashion accessory makes her the perfect choice to launch our nationwide search.

Entries can be made by visiting any Specsavers store or by logging on to www.specsavers.co.uk. Or check out the special Facebook site www.facebook.com/SpectacleWearerOfTheYear. The closing date for entries is Saturday, July 31.

Kelly showing us all her curves

When you Google Kelly Brook, there’s only one thing that takes up more column inches than mentions of her 32E assets.

And that’s the constant abuse branding her as stupid and apparently talentless. Her ‘crimes’ include her first TV gig at 18 as co-presenter on The Big Breakfast (where she resigned amid criticism she couldn’t pronounce long words), fronting the awful but addictive Celebrity Love Island, appearances in a string of forgettable films and being dropped from Britain’s Got Talent after six days.

Other female celebs have committed worse crimes against showbiz, but get off far more lightly. So what’s the deal? We were on a mission to find out after an exclusive invitation to talk to Kelly, who is the new face of the Specsavers Spectacle Wearer Of The Year Competition.

When she bounces into the lobby of the London hotel where we’re meeting, she looks much tinier than she does on TV, although she’s 5ft 8in. She’s gorgeous in that annoyingly natural way, dressed in skinny jeans, black vest top and leopard skin pumps. She’s on time (a rarity in Celebland), without an entourage (even rarer), and offers to buy me coffee and breakfast (just plain unheard of) before we settle onto a sofa…

‘So, let me guess which pictures from the shoot you’re using for the cover… the PVC catsuit ones, right?’ Kelly asks with her big old laugh. ‘But what did you think of the glasses. What? You think they make me look brainy? Nooooo. That’s hilarious.‘

A model who’s not afraid to send herself up, the girl’s obviously a freak. So since she’s mentioned brains, why is she accused of not owning any? ‘I think the reason people have a go at me is because I’m happy’, she says with a huge grin. ‘People don’t want to see a happy person, do they? I’m too busy to think about it. If no one was calling me with work and it was affecting my career, I would be really p*ssed off. But it really doesn’t worry me.’

So, does she think she’d have an easier ride if she were less happy and more of a car crash? ‘Yeah maybe, or my boyfriend was cheating on me or something. It’s not like I don’t have problems, everyone does. It’s just that I choose to deal with my stuff in private and it’s not out there in front of everyone.

‘I love what I do. The criticism is a bullying thing and I’m not going to give in to the bullies. I‘m not going to be told I can’t do something or be labelled as something by someone who’s never even met me. People keep wanting me to front their campaigns, so I must be doing something right. So what’s my crime? It’s not like I’m selling my private life or exploiting my relationship, or slagging people off.’

Despite the knocks, Kelly has always licked her wounds in private. But last year after being dropped as the fourth judge on Britain’s Got Talent she spoke out about Ant and Dec’s part in her downfall.

Kelly explains, ‘I didn’t need that job, I wasn’t pursuing a career in TV. Simon Cowell called me and I was grateful and flattered. But it was my decision to leave, it wasn’t like they just got rid of me. I never would have said anything about anyone… the only reason I responded several months later is because Ant and Dec chose to write about me in their autobiography. I thought, “Oh come on, do you really need to use me to sell your book? Enough already.” There was a point where I just went, “No, f** off.” But I wasn’t going to have two of the most powerful men in TV kick me when I was down. I was happy to be out of there to be honest after a few days, it was a circus.

‘I don’t bear a grudge against them. But just for the record, apparently I asked them what they did on the show (laughs). I don’t recall that, maybe I did, but it wasn’t like, “I don’t know who you are“, it was more like, “What are you going to be asking people?”’

Despite that setback, Kelly has become a bit of a national treasure in the last couple of years. In 2007, she looked like a frontrunner to win Strictly Come Dancing until she pulled out because of the death of her dad Ken. She got pretty good reviews for getting her buns out on stage in Calendar Girls earlier this year and her new movie Piranha 3-D can be seen in the summer.

Personally, she’s never been happier. In the past, she’s had two long-term relationships with Lock, Stock star Jason Statham and US actor Billy Zane (who she was engaged to). But current boyfriend, rugby player Danny Cipriani, 22, seems to be ‘the one’ and her priority is getting ready to make the move to Australia with him in September when he joins the Melbourne Wasps.

‘No, I’m not emigrating,’ she says firmly. ‘I’ve always followed my heart and my instincts are to be with someone I really love and support. If I end up getting a job out there, it’s a bonus. I’m quite happy. I’ve made a good living, I’ve got my gorgeous house in Kent and I’ve got everything I’ve ever dreamed of. So now it’s just time to relax and tick over. To have this opportunity with my new love somewhere where the sun shines – that’s a big thing for me.

‘Danny wasn’t happy for a long time, but now Australia is something to look forward to and he’s got this fire in him and he’s playing amazing right now. And Rocky, my dog, who was a Christmas present from Danny is coming too. He’s already got his passport.’

For someone who’s supposed to have a reputation for being stupid, the girl seems to have a pretty smart attitude to everything. And if her critics don’t see that, they should go to Specsavers too…

Cipriani is a Glee nut

Kelly Brook has revealed her rugby star boyfriend Danny Cipriani is a fan of camp TV hit Glee.

Kelly Brook has revealed her rugby star boyfriend Danny Cipriani is a secret fan of camp TV hit Glee - and he sings songs from it while shopping.

The model - also a Glee nut - told Hello! magazine the hunk even sings the Journey hit Don't Stop Believing loudly with its "I'm just a small-town girl" line.

Brook said she was looking forward to relocating to Australia to allow him to further his career.

The actress and former Big Breakfast presenter said she and Cipriani have bonded over "silly little things".

"We're both obsessed with Glee," she told Hello!

"The other day we were in Waitrose and I could hear him in the next aisle singing 'I'm just a small-town girl, living in a lonely world'.

"That's what I like about him - that he's a big rugby player but can still sing that he's a small-town girl."

The couple are to move "down under" in September when he joins new rugby union team Melbourne Rebels.

She will continue to work in the UK and America, however, and her new film, Piranha, is released in August.

Kelly, who modelled her New Look swimwear range for the magazine, said she wants a family - but not just yet.